Those Darn Socks

Marlene was a slow sock knitter . . . she finished the socks, but when she went to hang them on Billy Jack's door knob, his shop was gone and a bunch of computer geeks had moved in. Marlene was ready to leave the socks when she realized the geek door didn't have a knob at all. It had a push bar - well really a pull bar if the sign on the glass was to be believed. "Well," Marlene thought. "My friend Musan has a birthday coming up, I'll just give them to her."